Bad Mare

Caleb: "Mom, what do you do if you have a Bad Mare?"
Mom: "Say a prayer, think of something happy."
Caleb: "No in Spanish"
Mom: "You are having 'bad mares' in Spanish?
Caleb: "No, Chinese."
Mom: "Uuhh, I don't know if I understand the question buddy."
Caleb: "Mom, you know stuff. What if you have a bad mare in Chinese, do they say Macho Cinco?
Mom: "yes"
Caleb:"That is what I thought"